OMG! This is so sad!
The couple told us in a statement:
[Image via WENN.]
Suki Waterhouse was probably like, "whoa, is that a sniper rifle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
And then Bradley Cooper probably replied, "both."
Bradley showed off how seksi he looks in uniform yesterday in Malibu, as he played a game of tonsil hockey with Suki!
Looks like they tied…no, SRSLY, they made out so hard they might have actually tied their tongues together.
We wish we could see what other stuff they did later with their tongues in their barracks, but we guess we'll just have to use our imaginations for that.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]