That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Left: Robert Pattinson at a screening for his new flick The Rover in Sydney, Australia!
Right: Ben Stiller showing his best runway face in Zoolander!
Both dudes are serving up a serious helping of Blue Steele for the cameras, but which actor would win in a walk off?!
GAHDAM, where's David Bowie when we need him!