Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
So - life is disappointing? Err!? Forget it!
Alan Cumming is back at the Tonys!!!
And watching him perform Willkommen — it's like 1998 all over again!
And would you look at that man's nipples? They deserve their own award! Ha!
Whether you watched it then or if this is your first time, you MUST ch-ch-check out the role that won Alan his Tony back then and would've won it for him again tonight, if he wasn't ineligible!
A tip of the hat and pull of the suspenders to you, good sir!