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James Franco 'Hid' From A Sex-Crazed Lindsay Lohan For MONTHS While She Popped Oxycontin & Hurled Gay Slurs!!

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This is CRAY!

On Monday James Franco published a seemingly autobiographical yet completely surreal Vice column, and the numerous revelations it contained will have your jaw dropping all the way to the floor!

Remember in April when the Spring Breakers stud went on Howard Stern and swore he had only made out with Lindsay Lohan??

Well, according to his new quasi-decipherable testimony, she was thirsty for much, much more! She wanted the whole nine yards inches!!!

According to his essay, it all happened sometime before he hosted the 2011 Oscars. James camped out at a fancy Hollywood hotel for about 9 months while his mansion underwent extensive renovations and everything went nutty when Lindz somehow acquired his room key from the manager.

He alleges that she used it to routinely barge into his room unannounced, in the middle of the night, and CRAVING SEX!!!

So, did she ever find it??

James confessed:

"For nine months, while they fixed my house, I was staying in the bungalows… Lindsay Lohan was there too. [It] was her home, and the staff were her servants. She got my room key. One night she came in at 3 AM. I woke up on the couch, trying not to look surprised. Instead of fucking her, I read her a short story about a neglected daughter… Every night Lindsay looked for me… Every night Lindsay looked for me, and I hid. Out the window was Hollywood."

Oh. Boy.

At points in his long, non-linear essay — in between Terry Richardson, Gus Van Sant, and River Phoenix's free-dangling peen asides — he talks about LiLo poppin' Oxycontin, cuddling with him, and even getting her first taste of J.D. Salinger… but he doesn't admit to banging her!!!

He doesn't quite deny it, either.

Perhaps most disturbing is a story he shares where Lindsay berates him with homophobic verbal abuse. Trying to get past the deadbolt on his door, she apparently yelled:

“Open the door, you bookworm punk blogger fa**ot.”

Wow! That's messed up! So what if he'd rather read American literature than have sex???? That's not an indicator of his sexuality! Even if it was, it's no cause to be mean!

If James Franco's super-long essay is to be believed, this totally changes everything we thought we knew about their relationship!

[Image via Instagram & Prettybird.]

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No comments to “James Franco 'Hid' From A Sex-Crazed Lindsay Lohan For MONTHS While She Popped Oxycontin & Hurled Gay Slurs!!”

  1. 1

    As fake and twisted as it gets. This guy is slipping away into madness.

  2. 2

    this again shows how stupid perez is that he doesn't realize or doesn't care that the story is listed under vice magazine's FICTION section.

  3. jil says – reply to this


    this appears to be some "literary" attempt at covering his tracks. nice james.

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  5. 5

    Sounds like she might have been yelling at you Mario!

  6. Bates says – reply to this


    So why didn't he do her? It's only good manners, and over time she would have moved on as a happier woman. I think he should apologize.

  7. coopster says – reply to this


    I'm sure that in her boozy, drugged out, delusional. foggy mind, she thinks that all the Hollywood hunks lust for her nasty bits. Her insatiable fire crotch. 'Ol Blohan actually thinks she is sexy and alluring. Wake up Linsay!!! All of the blowing kisses and showing us your unbridled, floppy boobs is really just sad. Please go away

  8. Soupy Sales says – reply to this


    Yuck to both of them