Driving under the influence is NEVER a good look!
Kim posted the enormous, almost as big as Kanye's ego…uh, we mean self-esteem, cake on Instagram! Obviously, the cake formed the name of the self-proclaimed god, Yeezus.
It's so big, even if all the Kardashians descended on the cake all at once, it would probably take them all at least two minutes to finish it!
"Happy Birthday to my husband and best friend in the entire world! You have changed my life in more ways than you know! The way you look at life inspires me! I love you so much!!!"
We hope the two eventually got into their birthday suits together, and got some cream all over themselves…and we're not talking frosting, folks!
Ch-ch-check out the wedding pic of the two (below)!!!
[Image via Instagram.]