Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
This one time, at band camp, we learned to spin around a stripper pole while playing the clarinet.
OK, we've never actually heard anyone say that, but obviously this guy could! He's not just blowing his horn - he's blowing our minds!
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