So sad and scary.
[Image via WENN.]
No peen cakes here!
So tame, actually, that Jess invited her fiance, Eric Johnson, along for the good time with their families (minus Daddy Joe Simpson) and Jessica's bridesmaids.
Instead of strippers, Jessica and her crew opted for dinner and dancing.
"They didn’t want a traditional bachelor-bachelorette where they go off and do their own thing, because our group of friends is so close we just wanted to all be together. This is what we would do anyway. We would all go out, and I think that this speaks for the group. If we are not going to be at someone’s house hanging out playing beer pong, this is the closest thing to it."
Fine! When Stephanie explains the night like that, it does sound adorable!
Still, even a country mama of two deserves a wild night…
…or maybe we just want to see what havoc the blonde babe can wreak! LOLz!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]