Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Uzo Aduba, a.k.a. Crazy Eyes, a.k.a. everyone's favorite Orange is the New Black character, is one of the most uniquely awesome gals in the history of television!!!
But did you know she actually auditioned for a different part in the crazy-popular Netflix series?
In fact, Uzo basically auditioned for ALL of them, LOLz!!
And we have proof…
Bahahah! AH-Mazing! Clearly Crazy Eyes is not without a sense of humor!!
The wonderfully ironic part of this whole gag is that Uzo really did originally audition for a completely different OitNB role!!