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Shoot for the Moon and you'll land amongst the other people in your jail cell!
In Prescott Valley, Arizona, a 39-year old guy named Cameron Frank Read, perhaps angry after having just watched Apollo 13 or Transformers: Dark of the Moon, apparently decided to reenact the miniseries From The Earth to the Moon, only switching out lunar modules with bullets.
No word yet on whether the Moon suffered any critical damage in this blatant attack by Earthlings.
Cameron's girlfriend called police after he started firing his handgun into the sky and taking aim at Earth's natural satellite.
Apparently, she and her teenage son heard Cameron talk about Halley's comet, and shortly after that he fired a shot out the window!
Yeah, Cameron! Who wants to wait 75-76 years for a dumb comet to come around?! Stick it to the man!
It was then that Cameron admitted to trying to shoot for the moon (not any mere mortal), and that he had smoked pot earlier.
Cameron was booked for one count of unlawful discharge of a firearm, one count of resisting arrest, two counts of disorderly conduct, two counts of endangerment, and misdemeanor criminal damage.
Next time you want to get high Cameron, listen to Dark Side of the Moon, don't attack the dark side of the moon with a pistol.