No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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What happened to Brittny Gastineau's pretty face??!
So why did Brittny have to trade in her designer earrings for some not-so-cute stitches??!
"You know, Angels, when they hit earth, it hurts a lot."
Oh, ok. LOLz!
Mystery solved! HA!
Whatever happened, we're praying she makes a quick recovery!
Feel better, gurl!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]