Stop with the rumors, people!
Why would Kim Kardashian West wear butt pads when she just gets her own fat injected into her booty?
Probably. Allegedly. Look, we don't know anything.
Kim set the record straight on her own app:
Isn’t it federal law that you HAVE to like Beyoncé??
After all, if you aren’t a fan of the Queen, The Beygency will find you!
Well, we think we found our first defector - actress Lily Tomlin!
She’s not only dropping some shade on Beyoncé, she barely knows who she is!
But that didn’t stop her from judging the world’s biggest pop star HARD! Just look at what she said in a recent interview!
"You mean Beyoncé's total use of her body? Is that what you mean? Yeah, well, what can I say? She is a pretty popular woman and she's married to a very powerful man, but she's still selling sex. She's selling a lot of sex to teeny-boppers. I don't know. Who are her fans? Everybody?”
Um, yeah, pretty much!
Miz Tomlin was then informed about The Beygency and suddenly she changed her tune, big time!
"Oh, sh*t. I like her! I don't dislike her! But I don't pay any attention to that because - I mean, she's fantastically beautiful and dances, but, you know, it's very suggestive. If I was a 10-year-old, I would try to emulate her like most 10-year-olds do. I shouldn't even talk about Beyonce because, hard as it is to believe and as much as she is present in the culture, I'm not terribly conversant with Beyoncé. If you played her songs, I wouldn't necessarily recognize them. I'm familiar with her image and how incredibly vivacious and sexual she is to watch, so I just chalk it up to the culture. I don't pay any attention to it anymore.”
Careful, Lil! You’re digging yourself an even deeper hole!
And no hole is deep enough to save you from the Beyhive, The Beygency, or Da Queen herself!
What do YOU think, Perezcious readers? Is Beyoncé selling sex to teeny-boppers?