Lady Kicks The Crap Out Of Her Slumbering Boyfriend For Talking In His Sleep, Then BEATS Him With A Shotgun!
When Nazareth wrote Love Hurts, they must've had this dysfunctional Montana couple in mind!
It all started with this dude from Bozeman, MT who talks in his sleep.
He doesn't just recite haikus, shopping lists, or French verbs he learned in high school, the dude forms coherent sentences!! The crazy part, though, is what he says! The dude apparently talks tons of trash about his girlfriend!!
He throws slumber-shade at the lady sleeping right next to him!
Wow, that's regrettable!
His GF, Sara Ann Bade, is totally pissed and we understand!!!
So, she did what any woman in her shoes might do! She sent her sleep-shading BF to see a therapist who could help him fix his problem! And everyone lived happily ever after!
No, just kidding, they didn't. Because she didn't do that at all!
Instead, the 24-year-old allegedly kicked the crap out of him (figuratively) while he was still sleeping and then beat him with a shotgun. When he tried to flee the scene, the boyfriend says, she shot his car so that he couldn't.
Yikes! The dude wound up calling 911 and hiding in the bushes until police arrived!!
Sara, who admitted to police that she hit him with the shotgun, was arrested on a felony charge of assault with a weapon.