All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Well, someone's parents might have been high when naming their kid! Just a wild guess!
A woman in Florida was arrested for firing a missile last month, and before you wonder in awe over her Michael Bay rocket launcher skills (JK…a missile could mean something as small as a thrown rock), prepare to have your jaw to have a meeting with the floor when you find out her name.
Sometimes you realize exactly how long parents spent on picking out a name…in Crystal's case it was -3 minutes. You're basically destining your offspring to a life of ill repute with this kind of nomenclature.
Maybe Walter White bailed her out?!
[Image via Polk County Sheriff's Office.]