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Florida Woman Arrested For Firing Missile … Ah, Screw That! The Real Story Is Her Oh So Breaking Bad Name!

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Well, someone's parents might have been high when naming their kid! Just a wild guess!

A woman in Florida was arrested for firing a missile last month, and before you wonder in awe over her Michael Bay rocket launcher skills (JK…a missile could mean something as small as a thrown rock), prepare to have your jaw to have a meeting with the floor when you find out her name.

Only in Florida would somebody be arrested by the name of Crystal Metheney! We wonder how pure her name is!

Sometimes you realize exactly how long parents spent on picking out a name…in Crystal's case it was -3 minutes. You're basically destining your offspring to a life of ill repute with this kind of nomenclature.

Maybe Walter White bailed her out?!

[Image via Polk County Sheriff's Office.]

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One comment to “Florida Woman Arrested For Firing Missile … Ah, Screw That! The Real Story Is Her Oh So Breaking Bad Name!”

  1. tempe says – reply to this


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    ummm,Perez aren't you from Florida ?