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He's A Maneater - Literally! Jealous Ex Eats Man's Heart With A Fork & Knife!

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Kali Ma! Kali Ma! Kali Ma Shakti Deh!

In Gugulethu, South Africa, a man was arrested for allegedly cutting out his ex's current boyfriend's heart and then eating it sitting down with a knife and fork!

Oh-oh here he comes, he's a man eater! No, but seriously. Run. He'll eat you.

Also, what gives with the knife and fork? You'd think that he wouldn't worry about table manners at a time like that!

The neighbors spotted the cardiac digesting perp "digging from the body and stuffing his face." Uh, doesn't he know how many calories are in a human heart?!

Police apparently caught the suspect while he still had a piece of heart dripping from his mouth. According to reports, the suspect allegedly stabbed the victim in the neck and chest and even bit his face!

No word yet on whether he did so with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!

Also, apparently this jealous ex kept muttering "I am the king" and declared his love for his ex before ripping this other guy's heart out.

Well all's fair in love and war, right? NOT! This is horrendous!

Well, it's your move, Man Vs. Food! The bar has officially been raised!

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6 comments to “He's A Maneater - Literally! Jealous Ex Eats Man's Heart With A Fork & Knife!”

  1. bob says – reply to this


    Way to make jokes about someone who is DEAD and whose body has been dissected so gruesomely. Man vs Food joke, really? You are a terrible person. I feel bad for your son.

  2. Paige says – reply to this


    A little disrespectful if you ask me. If this were to happen in the states your tone would be totally different. People are people…disgusting Perez

  3. Opal_MoonFire says – reply to this


    Oh, come on. Have a heart.

  4. Ravensrave says – reply to this


    How horrible of you to make a joke of someones death. Thats is no way to die and for you to make a mockery of it is sickening. What of that happened to someone you know would you be making the same jokes? Just because it happened outside this country doesn't make it right to make a joke. How disgraceful of you!

  5. elaine says – reply to this


    lol oh gees… terrible story, bat shit crazy dude… not gonna lie, i laughed lol

  6. Stefanie says – reply to this


    Why are you mocking this? What if it had been your boyfriend? Or your child or mother? Would it be as comical? Would you be throwing down "Man v. Food" joke then? For a man who is supposed to be a grown-up with a child, you are definitely setting an example for your son to be an insensitive asshole when he's older.