That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Well done, Vitalii Sediuk. You’ve managed to keep the Brad Pitt prank train rolling, even in the middle of doing your community service!
The ex-journalist who attacked Brad on the Maleficent premiere’s red carpet is now wearing an orange safety vest and picking up garbage on the side of the road.
But halfway through his court-ordered cleaning duty, Sediuk showed off his T-shirt.
Yup. That’s a picture of Brad Pitt printed on the front!
So you know what needs to happen now, right? Brad needs to get a T-shirt made of Vitalii wearing a T-shirt of him!
Chyeah, right. Only in Mr. Sediuk’s dreams would that happen.
Sorry dude. The closest you’ll ever get to a red carpet again is if someone actually wears your likeness on a T-shirt!
Slim chance that’ll ever happen.
[Images via Pacific Coast News.]