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Florida Dude Tries Swapping His Salad For A Blowjob With An Undercover Cop & Hilarity Ensues!

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Well, here's a cautionary tale about neglecting one's vegetables!

Alonzo Liverman was arrested Monday in Daytona Beach, Florida for soliciting prostitution from an undercover cop by attempting to swap a salad for a blowjob.

The 29-year-old reportedly wasn't carrying cash, but he thought there was a reasonable chance that the person he thought was a hooker might fellate him for a few handfuls of lettuce and six croutons.

What the ever-loving fudge? We love the barter system, but a salad??? How does this even happen???

Ate a big breakfast, feeling super horny, wife packed a giant salad for lunch that we don't even want… maybe we'll hit a street corner in the Spring Break capital of the world and see if any hooker wants TWO meals for the price of none!

See his mugshot and a generic picture of the salad he may have used…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

salad alonzo liverman mug shot wm

Aww, at least Alonzo is eating healthy! Other dudes arrested in the same DB police sting, and most of them didn't have salads!

Reports say cops arrested a former NBA draft pick named Tim Pickett during the same sting. He is apparently a local legend and was a standout basketball player at Florida State University. Yup, that's the same university that recently made headlines when their Heisman Trophy-winning football star, who is also an accused rapist, was caught stealing crab legs from the supermarket.

Oh, Florida!

Can't live with you, can't break you off and let you sink into the Gulf.

[Image via WENN & Daytona Beach Police Department.]

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