Martha Stewart has needs, y’all! Certain…biological needs, if you catch our drift.
But as badly as this 72-year-old domestic diva needs to get laid, she just can’t find a suitable suitor!
She’s already tried Match.com. Nothin'
She’s shared her desire to find a significant other before. No luck.
Jeeze! What’s a grandma gotta do to find a piece of premium man a**?!?
Martha’s not giving up hope in finding Mr. Right though.
She recently revealed her list of things she’s looking for in a partner. Miz Stewart spilled:
“Love will have something to do with it I'm sure. I'd love to have a more regular male companion. An amenable kind of person. There are plenty of people who I could date that would be inappropriate. Married men, for example.”
Yeah, don’t touch the married merchandise, Martha.
So how about it gentlemen? If you like fresh baked cookies, immaculate tablescapes, and a woman who never suffers from a sore throat, we present to you the woman of your dreams!
Hit her up!
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