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Martha Stewart has needs, y’all! Certain…biological needs, if you catch our drift.
But as badly as this 72-year-old domestic diva needs to get laid, she just can’t find a suitable suitor!
She’s already tried Match.com. Nothin'
She’s shared her desire to find a significant other before. No luck.
Jeeze! What’s a grandma gotta do to find a piece of premium man a**?!?
Martha’s not giving up hope in finding Mr. Right though.
“Love will have something to do with it I'm sure. I'd love to have a more regular male companion. An amenable kind of person. There are plenty of people who I could date that would be inappropriate. Married men, for example.”
Yeah, don’t touch the married merchandise, Martha.
Hit her up!
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