We weren't even there and we were cheering, too!
And it sure seems like no one was complaining of the choice of Ben for Batman then!
Check it all out in the video (above) !!!
This news makes us as nauseous as snakes make Indy sick!
In a recent interview, Robert Pattinson made it unfortunately known that he probably won't be portraying our favorite Nazi-fighting, Ark-discovering archaeologist, Indiana Jones, anytime soon as he denied any casting rumors:
“I don’t know why. Why is that coming out? I honestly don’t understand what it’s all about. Man, I wish!”
Man, don't we all!
As if dashing our hopes for R-Patz as Indy wasn't enough, he also quelled a rumor that he'd be Han Solo in the character's upcoming Star Wars spinoff:
"I didn’t even know there was a Han Solo spinoff coming out. Sounds like a cool spinoff. I’ll watch it.”
We like Robert because he's a scoundrel, and there aren't enough scoundrels in our lives! But oh well. We'll see who gets picked instead for Han!
This is a sad to day for the Rebellion.