If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Oh, lordy Lorde!
Lorde hasn't lost all her graces because she waited to announce that her parents are going to get married on Twitter!
BEST DAY - went to niagara falls - my dad proposed to my mum after almost 30 years together. ☺️😘😍👼💍💕❤️💖🌈🌹🎉💝
— Lorde (@lordemusic) June 17, 2014
Oh Niagra! We hope they fell hard! Well, falling hard in love, not falling over the watery precipice in a barrel.
Congrats to Lorde's parents, and Lorde! This is going to be a royal wedding.