That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Oh, lordy Lorde! Lorde hasn't lost all her graces because she waited to announce that her parents are going to get married on Twitter! Well, they're not going to get married on Twitter in some tweet-heavy ceremony, but they are getting married, and Lorde heralded the good news on the social media site:
BEST DAY - went to niagara falls - my dad proposed to my mum after almost 30 years together. ☺️😘😍👼💍💕❤️💖🌈🌹🎉💝
— Lorde (@lordemusic) June 17, 2014
Oh Niagra! We hope they fell hard! Well, falling hard in love, not falling over the watery precipice in a barrel. Congrats to Lorde's parents, and Lorde! This is going to be a royal wedding.