Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Whoa!! We wonder what the other guy looks like!
What we didn't know then is that he may have had his butt kicked in the process!!!
The G portion of GTL is paying off for the former Jersey Shore cast member, as those guns are HUGE, but The Sitch's face looks like was just whacked with Thor's hammer.
Poor guy! We hope he recovers quickly!
[Image via Splash News.]