Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
What if Game of Thrones were an adorable '70s sitcom about families trying not to break statues of horses instead of chopping their heads off?
Thanks to the HIGHlarious new Will Wheaton Project, we finally have our answer!
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