That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
They collaborated on screen for decades, but it seems movie magic isn't the only kind they're making!!!
The dashing duo reportedly shared a truly romantic dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills and then, after killing the bill — OMG, we can't f**king resist, sorry — they swapped spit (and possibly after dinner mints) outside!!
Ch-ch-check out the seXXXy picture (above)! That's all the
death proof we need!!!
From there we're HOPING they went straight to her house to grind — Grindhouse, LOL, we did it again - reservoir doggystyle from dusk ’til dawn!
Who knows, maybe this is the start of something serious? We'd LOVE to see four rooms of
inglourious amazing little basterds children nine months from now!!! LOLZJK we bet their children would be epically awesome (and death proof!)
[Image via Interstar/National Photo Group.]