Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Holy hooters, batman!
This is the most peculiarly seXXXy things to emerge from Down Under since the constipated-sex-toy-guy finally pooped out his vibrator!
Or at least she was, until he SHOCKINGLY gave her the big fat boot during last week's final showdown!
The seXXXy singin' soon-to-be starlet was one of the fan favorites! Will.i.am even nicknamed her Voice Lady — partially because she had a SUPER voice, but also because the revealing outfits she wore made her look like one of those makeshift superheroes on Hollywood Boulevard, LOLz!!
But will kicked her off because she lives down the street from him in L.A. and he said she should just look him up there!
Well, Voice Lady took his advice to heart! The spandex-clad aspiring singer flew from Australia to El Lay and was spotted searching for her beloved mentor in the wackiest way possible!!
Voice Lady is super, all right! Super well endowed up top, LOLz!!
Rock it, gurl!! Hopefully will.i.am. finds you before creepy Hollywood Blvd. Batman does, ha!