Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
We love a good protruding package
as much as MORE THAN the next guy, but this is ridic… with an emphasis on the d*ck, LOLz!!
The delightfully delicious dude walked out of the swanky hotel and his zipper was totes down
Ch-ch-check out his brilliant and unzipped bulge for yourself (above)!
Whoa! Easy there, tiger! We wonder if he was in a rush!?
We certainly hope so!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]