Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
An American exchange student caused quite a stir when he got himself stuck in a huge vagina sculpture in Mainz, Germany.
It took 22
midwives rescue workers about 30 minutes to deliver the young man from the clutches of the artwork. Good thing too, because we doubt James Franco would be playing THIS guy in a movie if he had been stuck for 127 Hours!
Srsly, what got into this guy to get into the massive vajayjay??
"It was a dare. The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork."
It's just like the bouncer at the strip club says, do NOT touch the artwork!
We'd say this guy was juvenile, but seeing as how he was just born this weekend, we're guessing that's pretty obvious!
[Image via Tuebingen Fire Department.]