Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Well this is certainly an interesting plot twist IN REAL LIFE.
Yikes! Does this mean J.K. is poor now? Is she not making any money?! Should us
wizards muggles be worried?!?
Calm your wands, wiz-kids. No need to go Avada Kedevra-ing anyone!
So, clearly, spells and magic are still superior to whips and handcuffs with just about everyone except soccer moms.
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