Cue the wedding bells cigarettes!
In a weird twist,
[Image via Rob Rich/WENN.]
Luis Suárez and Hannibal Lecter would get along great judging by their shared passion of biting into human flesh!
We all know that Luis likes chowing down on soccer players based on his bite seen ’round the world in Uruguay's World Cup match against Italy, Tuesday.
Here's Luis trying to take a bite out of Bella Swan!
Who can blame him, right?
Move over, Mike Tyson! Luis wants a sweet bite of Evander Holyfield's ear!
Talk about lending your ear!
And finally, we all know the god Saturn ate his young, but Luis?
Something tells us that Francisco Goya would give this revised painting a red card!
[Image via Orion Pictures/Universal Pictures.]