If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Anything you need, Brody Jenner has got it!
And he's bringing it right to you through his new podcast!
The occasional reality TV star will be hosting the show The Brody Jenner Podcast with Dr. Mike Dow, where the men will be doling out all sorts of helpful love and relationship advice.
And in classic Kardashian/Jenner style, his first guests on the show will be family! Brody will welcome his brother Brandon Jenner and his wife Leah during TODAY'S premiere, which will be available for download at PodcastOne.com.
For that special debut episode, Brody will cover everything you're dying to know about: dating for dummies in 2014, courtship is dead, and Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding (which he didn't attend).
But, even though he does have a new girlfriend, Kaitlynn Carter, we're just not so sure we want love and dating advice from someone who seems to be still figuring it out.
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