Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
No, George Clooney! It does not look like you're negotiating! You can have whatever you want, you're so damn persuasive!
George managed to use his charm to convince the mayor of the Italian town where he is most likely to marry his fiancé Amal Alamuddin to enact some pretty strict laws to secure his privacy!
In addition, people will be banned from stopping on the road right outside of their property! No word yet if George will shake his fists in the air and scream, "get off my lawn" if they do end up violating this new rule!
The laws will be in effect until September 30th, 24 hours a day, and 7 days a week. And according to Laglio's mayor Roberto Pozzi, it is for safety:
"It’s a question of traffic and security. It is very dangerous and it’s also an issue of privacy."
We are hoping these measures help our George and Amal having a nice, safe wedding potentially at his Lake Como state!