Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Our gal, Lindsay Lohan will be making her stage debut in Speed-the-Plow by David Mamet this fall in London's famous West End!
The Danny Moar and Simon Friend produced show will run at the Playhouse Theatre from September 24th – November 29th of 2014…
And we couldn't be more thrilled for this comeback kid.
On the official ticketing website, the show is described as:
"When a hugely bankable star agrees to appear in a sure-fire commercial hit, film producers Bobby Gould and Charlie Fox are convinced this is the break of a lifetime. That is until Karen (played by Lindsay Lohan), a temporary secretary, derails the dream. When she persuades Bobby to dump the blockbuster in favour of a story which can only be described as box-office poison, Charlie is forced to resort to desperate measures…."
We really hope Lindsay embraces the stage and causes minimal trouble!
Rooting for her on this one!