Royal Parks is asking the real Slim Shady to please NOT stand up.
The bosses who decide who performs in London's Hyde Park have deemed Eminem's music too "offensive" and "unsuitable" for performance.
Thus, Marshall Mathers is banned from the park's British Summer Time festival this month.
While some were Not Afraid to ask London's mayor Boris Johnson to veto this decision, his office allegedly doesn't even know who he is! That's Berzerk!
Royal Parks felt that his music might offend park goers not there to see his concert, and those living in surrounding areas!
Well, looks like he'll be performing at Wembley Stadium in July! Something tells us that Eminem won't treat this news like a Monster under his bed.
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