This is EVERYTHING we thought it would be and more!
Why? Uh, because it involves A LOT of her badonkadonk!
Really though, what do you expect when the song samples Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back!
Ch-ch-check out the A$$-tastic video (above)!!!
Looks like they didn't go skiing after all!!
Well, we're about to falsify this ishh — because the newly reunited duo were never at the Hollywood hotspot!
In an EXCLUSIVE statement to PerezHilton.com, a rep for the nightclub revealed:
"Justin Bieber has never been to 1OAK LA."
We love when a good is mystery solved!!
JB does have a bad boy track record, but we knew our sweet Selly would never do such a thing in public!
We thought we'd never say this but…
Justin Bieber - 1, Tabloids - 0