Talk about burning bridges!
Sara started the letter off as a sort of breakup with the company saying:
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Here's everything you always wanted to know about iPad sex but were too afraid to ask Siri!
So, as we may or may not all know, the company Interactive Life Forms has already recreated the human vagina in the form of a baton called the Fleshlight (which you might find out the hard way is not a regular flashlight with a typo).
But some of you might be saying to yourself, "thanks for everything Fleshlight, but I really wanted to get Apple products involved in my solo seshes. Sorry but my peen deserves the best."
If you are one of the tens
of thousands of people who have said this, then Interactive Life Forms has got the product for you!
Now you can have sex with your iPad!
Don't worry, gents! You don't have to jam your hardware into a hole the size of USB port! Never again, at least! Well, you can if that's your thing, go forth. We don't judge.
Imagine a holster for your Fleshlight (heck, we know you all at least have four) that's connected to your iPad! It's called the Fleshlight Launchpad!