Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Someone's looking a little worse for wear! Where's that brown paper bag when you need one!!
The Transformers actor literally transformed into a huge problem when he showed up at a performance of Cabaret seemingly drunk and definitely out of control. For his terrible behavior, Shia has been charged with criminal trespass and 2 counts of disorderly conduct.
Yes, you let your head hang low, sir. You've made quite the spectacle of yourself.
And if you dare say that this is another one of your performance art pieces, you might as well just kiss your career good-bye!
[Image via Splash News.]