Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh, Shia LaBeouf, what is going on?!
It is said that Shia is being charged with disorderly conduct, criminal trespass and harassment charges due to his erratic and disruptive behavior during the Cabaret musical Thursday night.
The 28-year-old is pleading not guilty to the charges and was released after the court appearance.
We all thought his bizarre behavior ended after his performance art stint in El Lay a couple of months ago, but it doesn't look like it.
Somebody needs to set this kid straight!
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