Well, this isn't cool. Not cool at all.
Johnny Depp is officially acting as a judge on a Chinese reality show by the name of Chinese Dream!
Uh, we'd totally let Jack Sparrow give us an evaluation any day of the week…a physical evaluation, of course!
But seriously, this is what one viewer had to say about the pretty AH-Mazing prize:
"It is a blessing from several lifetimes to be the disciple of Depp. Who will be the lucky one? Depp, if you can’t decide, you can take me.
Ever since Edward Scissorhands, Depp is a man-god in the hearts of thousands of girls. I am so jealous that he will take a disciple and take him/her to Hollywood."
A "man-god." They just called him a "man-god," and we have absolutely no problem with this categorization.
Congrats to whoever wins this thing and gets some one-on-one time with Johnny!