That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
What the HECK happened, LiLo??
Lindsay Lohan was spotted banged and bruised on the streets of NYC today — which coincidentally also happens to be her 28th birthday!
The Mean Girls starlet is sporting some massive contusions and scrapes on her skinny legs, so we'd love to know what's up!
"A citibike gone wrong #notsoquiche !!!! 😭"
With Lindsay's infamous nightlife reputation, we thought she might've "sober" celebrated a little too hard Monday — but we're glad to hear it was just a bicycle tumble.
Have fun tonight, girl!
P.S. CLICK HERE to see some of her most troubling moments ever!
[Image via Splash News.]