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It's Lindsay Lohan's Birthday & She's Bruised Up In The Big Apple! 28 Looks Like It Hurts!

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What the HECK happened, LiLo??

Lindsay Lohan was spotted banged and bruised on the streets of NYC today — which coincidentally also happens to be her 28th birthday!

The Mean Girls starlet is sporting some massive contusions and scrapes on her skinny legs, so we'd love to know what's up!

Thank goodness the actress answered our prayers by instagramming a pic of the cuts, with the caption:

"A citibike gone wrong #notsoquiche !!!! 😭"

With Lindsay's infamous nightlife reputation, we thought she might've "sober" celebrated a little too hard Monday — but we're glad to hear it was just a bicycle tumble.

Have fun tonight, girl!

P.S. CLICK HERE to see some of her most troubling moments ever!

[Image via Splash News.]

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15 comments to “It's Lindsay Lohan's Birthday & She's Bruised Up In The Big Apple! 28 Looks Like It Hurts!”



  1. 1

    Reminds me of Amy Winehouse.

  2. Designer girl says – reply to this


    2

    She's had many bruises on her legs before. I think it's some kind of lipo. She seems fit but never seems to exercise.

  3. ms trudy says – reply to this


    3

    well it's too late for the 27 Club. Maybe they can give her an honorary membership if she croaks before her next birthday.

  4. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    4

    This broad would spread her legs for anything……………………………..

  5. BooHoo says – reply to this


    5

    Looks like someone worked her over good.



  6. 6

    Anorexic, again???? BACK TO REHAB..so much pAArty and drugs??? Nahh #jailtime

  7. MichJB says – reply to this


    7

    Probably the results of being in a train… wreck.

  8. what a mess says – reply to this


    8

    Oh come on…tell me she's not back on drugs again.

  9. Why? says – reply to this


    9

    Why are her clothes and sneakers SO dirty?? What a shame. It is so troubling to look at this photo.

  10. sooo sexxxxy ! says – reply to this


    10

    I Love Sexy heroin addicts specially the ones in NYC !

  11. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    11

    Skank ALWAYS looks likes she been rode hard…..which, she prolly has. I mean, broad spreads her legs for any Tom's hairy Dick ! LOL ! Tramp tramp tramp…..druggie, too !

  12. Summer says – reply to this


    12

    She also looks horrible, too skinny and gross!

  13. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    13

    I still wanna see that video, alledgedly, of her and Gerard Butler, HIGH, doing each other….she sucking his big toe, thinking it is his cock, and he ramming his little hard peen up and down her armpit, thinking it is her twat, alledgedly…I wanna see that !

  14. Malcolm says – reply to this


    14

    This robot has been torturing me for months its been a whole year and i hear her voice every day in my skull. She's in my body with silicon cells and is fucking with my dna genetically. She said she's under true enlightenment and is stealing my dna which is for some kind of military endurance does any one know what a care taker is

  15. Malcolm says – reply to this


    15

    She v Told me people have caretakers that help you accomplish what you want to do by wishing everyday and she said my caretaker gave me away and since i live 10 min away from Manhattan she came over her e to steal my body saying after she's done torturing me she's going to erase me and my mothers memory so she can put me under this silicon cloak and no one will find me aswell as cut pieces of my brain out