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Let's Get Crunk In Westeros! Game Of Thrones Wine Has Arrived & Your Favorite House Has Its Own Flavor!

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    Winter Wine is coming…

    And it's totally Game Of Thrones themed — poison not included!

    Sorry, Joffrey..too soon??

    The adult grape juice's brazilliant creators, Common Ventures, are releasing the GOT-themed wine in twelve varieties, just in time for the season 5 premiere!

    A spokesperson for the AH-Mazing line revealed the variety of delicious grapes included:

    "The reds are all associated with the houses that are head strong and robust. The whites on the other hand are more cunning, perceptive and mysterious."

    Houses Tyrell, Lannister, Stark, Greyjoy, Arryn, Martell, Baratheon, and Targaryen get their own strong flavors…

    While the Wildlings, White Walkers, Night's Watch, and Dothraki get lighter grapes!

    From Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay to Cabernet and Merlot — you'll be able to satisfy your alcoholic cravings, just like Tyrion, for about $20 buck a bottle!

    Here, here! Let's get drunk on The Wines Of Westeros and climb the wall!

    No, no. STILL a bad idea…

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One comment to “Let's Get Crunk In Westeros! Game Of Thrones Wine Has Arrived & Your Favorite House Has Its Own Flavor!”

  1. Cersei Lannister says – reply to this


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    As everyone knows I love a filled goblet.

    Pre-order your bottles at and sip for your sanity, like I do.