All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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We know what you're thinking, and no this is not some cruel practical joke.
This is literally the hottest thing to come out of Hollywood in, well, ever.
Apparently, the two sexy singles met at the White House Correspondents Dinner back in May, and have just recently started seeing one another. Joe even traveled down to New Orleans to spend part of 4th of July weekend with Sofia!
"They were very friendly and took pictures with other diners.
They held each other and kissed several times."
That LITERALLY sounds like the cutest thing we've ever heard. Literally.
Here's hoping that the sexy TV stars can manage each other's crazy schedules and live happily ever after. If only for the enjoyment of the rest of the world.