That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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OMG, this is the worst! And by that we mean the best!
UK nightclub Bounce By The Ounce decided to release a promo video to show people just what they're missing out on by not partying there. And, well, it's a lot. A lot of terrible.
Lots of sweat. LOTS. Srsly, the song they set the video to should have been Gonna Make You Sweat by C+C Music Factory.
Bad house music. Speaking of background music, WTF is this they're playing anyway?? We're pretty sure "I surrender" is what the armies said that got this song played at them in Desert Storm.
Crazy drunk people.
Crazy drunk people who show off way too much skin when they're drunk.