That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
And the fact that Miley hasn't really had any other men in her life for a few months is a touch telling.
Sooooo… are they or aren't they?
"Everybody in her circle knows they've been together this whole time."
Wha?? Can this be true? How serious is it?
According to the source, pretty darn serious! In fact, Mike even has Miley's parents' blessing! The source says:
"Tish says he's part of the family."
We never thought this relationship was really of the romantic variety, much less this serious! But if so, why is Miley keeping it behind closed doors? Can it be true?
And if so, was Miley and Mike's spat a few weeks ago more of a lovers' quarrel? Or did Miley actually mean disgusting as a compliment after all?
We'll skip pillow talk like that, thanks!
[Image via Terry Richardson.]