Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Robin Thicke is not doing so great in Great Britain!
Although Blurred Lines managed to sell 25,981 last year in its first week in the UK, Paula has only managed to sell a measly 530 copies in its 7 days since its release! Bloody hell!
While you collect your jaw from the floor and do the math yourself, know that those sales are down to just 2% of what they were in 2013. Unlike 2% milk, this is not healthy.