Poor, poor Kourt.
The source says of Disick:
Seriously, what kind of magic potion is Jessica Simpson drinking to look THIS good with no makeup on!?
Ooooh, nope, it's not a potion nor magic… It's that newlywed glow!
Ya know, cause she JUST married her beau Eric Johnson in a lavish $1.4 million wedding over the weekend!
Jess took to her Instagram to share a pre-birthday/honeymoon selfie with the world!
So, she gets to celebrate her birthday while on her honeymoon???
Talk about a bomb-ass bday!
And the sun sets on 33
Good thing she didn't forget her age like she forgot her wedding vows! LOL!
Let's be real for a minute…It TOTALLY boggles our minds that she's 34 years old!
Talk about one HAWT momma!
Congrats and enjoy the honeymoon, you two!
[Image via Instagram.]