And we're at such a loss of words, we're going to let Miz Teigen tell you what went down:
We were shocked to see Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's face after his family brawl last month.
But we just discovered something far more shocking about that black eye. It wasn't given to him by his brother Frank as previously thought - it was his mother!
"I'm going to let you in on a secret, Mom is the one who got him. She got him with a left. Mom's the tough one."
Linda Sorrentino confirmed that it was her fist on Mike's face. She said:
"Yeah. I broke my finger. I just got it out of the sling… I was trying to break him and Frank up and I think I missed."
Ha! Mama didn't SAY knock you out. Mama Sorrentino WAS the one who knocks!
Frankly, we just got a lot more interested in this fam's upcoming reality show The Sorrentinos.
Until then, we'll just have to enjoy the man himself telling Brody Jenner the whole story! Watch the video (below)!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]