Well, we guess this means those pictures were real!
We're talking full frontal. Full. Frontal.
[Image via Justin Bieber/Instagram.]
Fifty Shades Of Grey is finally giving all the
voyeurs fans out there their first look at the movie!
"In two weeks, the trailer arrives."
Agh! We're finally getting a trailer! And in just two weeks!
That has us thinking - OK, daydreaming - about what moments from the books we'll get glimpses of in the two-minute teaser!
Here are the five scenes we NEED to see in the trailer:
Love In An Elevator
"Before I know it, he's got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he's pinning me to the wall using his lips…"
The first elevator makeout. It's the only kind of going down you can show on TV, and man is it hot!
Mexican Jumping Peen
"Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow!"
OK, we can't see the actual peen, but the reaction shot could be priceless!
Love At First Spank
"He places his hand on my naked behind, softly fondling me, stroking around and around with his flat palm. And then his hand is no longer there … and he hits me—hard."
Oh, come on! This is like the moment Dorothy steps out and see color for the first time! Only the color is glossy black.
"At the touch of leather, I quiver and gasp. He walks around me again, trailing the crop around the middle of my body. On his second circuit, he suddenly flicks the crop, and it hits me underneath my behind."
The rough stuff. Gotta see a little.
On Your Knees
"From his inside jacket pocket he produces a ring and gazes up at me, his eyes bright gray and raw, full of emotion."
Remember, the entire trilogy is only going to be one movie. So this major moment of Christian's proposal has to be there somewhere!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]