They really need to cut it out with these one season wonders...
So which of the show's youngest two castmates is moving out of Potomac??
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You can file this story under "Messed Up."
A woman in Brooklyn spent three years living in a cramped apartment with her mom.
Living in close quarters with your mother for three years? That's horrifying! But wait, it gets worse…the mom was also dead the whole time! Ahhhhh! Now, that's a Shyamalan twist!
In a tale that will make you dry heave for the the rest of your life, Chava Stirn spent three years propping her mom's skeletal remains at the dinner table, and slept next to her bones every night!
Chava put her mom's skeleton onto a trash bag bed in the kitchen and would sleep next to her in a chair, as her twin bed was covered in papers. Sure, she'll sleep with her dead mom, but a bed with papers on it? What is she, an animal?!
So neighbors apparently didn't smell anything, but when the super tried to investigate a leak, mommy-skeleton-cuddle time came to an end.
After breaking down the door, emergency workers found Chava waist deep in trash. No word yet on whether she Scrooge McDuck-ed her way through the trash and swam in it wearing a top hat.
Apparently Chava had a relative leave food outside the door, and neighbors reported screaming where Chava would allegedly yell "I kill myself" repeatedly.
Chava will undergo a psych evaluation, and the cause of her mom's death is currently not known.
Now, if you'll excuse we need to take a long shower.