Jon Gosselin is NOT happy with his twins' unflattering portrayal of him!
They call it the happiest place on Earth, but there's at least one guy who's giving Disney the finger!
The unfortunate tourist was riding the Pirates Of The Caribbean ride at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Orlando on Thursday when suddenly the ride had to be stopped- because the tips of the man's pinky and ring fingers had been severed!
We're guessing it must have been some bad behavior on the tourist's part. We mean, come on! We've never even heard of someone getting injured on Pirates! It just moves so slow!
Now if you told us Splash Mountain took a limb or two, now THAT we'd believe!
Oh well. A couple more for Jack Sparrow's creepy necklace we guess!
[Image via Disney.]